• kaitlyncreates:

    Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.

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  • pmon3y69:

    drdawg:

    my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

    this is me, i am pete, love me 

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  • msjewbooty:

    imamazinglyonfire:

    msjewbooty:

    microinfinity:

    northrn:

    lampsarepeopletoo:

    msjewbooty:

    the word gay is actually an acronym

    god

    actually doesn’t mind if

    you’re gay

    god

    accepts

    you

    god

    always

    yugoslavia

    gandalf 

    ate

    yoda 

    stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

    God 

    Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

    yolo

    im going to vomit on you

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  • kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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  • kinfood:

craftyscientist:


(via Meringue Bone Cookies)


This is a bit of a stretch, but I think it’s evocative of death, so…

    kinfood:

    craftyscientist:

    This is a bit of a stretch, but I think it’s evocative of death, so…

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  • giddytf2:

    yellow-md:

    메딕은 못말려

    Hahahaha, this is incredible.

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  • unfollowlng:

    seenaill:

    unfollowlng:

    If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

    my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

    you win

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  • I wish I could tell you that you’ll be loved. That you’ll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn’t the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very very brave.

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  • sensitizes:

    we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

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