• stephenhawqueen:

    the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

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  • drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

    drawingguitarist:

    Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

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  • iplayoldgames:

HOO BOY THAT SURE WAS A FUN GAME GUYS OH MAN I SURE DID BEAT THAT GAME I TELL YA WHAT

    iplayoldgames:

    HOO BOY THAT SURE WAS A FUN GAME GUYS OH MAN I SURE DID BEAT THAT GAME I TELL YA WHAT

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  • danielkanhai:

    my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

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  • barebaching:

    86thatshit:

    This true speech

    the idea that we’ve reached a point that we need these is ridiculous

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  • polyglotinprogress:

okay so I picked up this book and my first thought was 
why would I Polish my German that would be counter-productive I want to German my German 

    polyglotinprogress:

    okay so I picked up this book and my first thought was 

    why would I Polish my German that would be counter-productive I want to German my German 

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  • coelasquid:

    mythicarticulations:

    Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

    WHAT A COOL THING!

    WHAT A COOL STORE!

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    • French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
    • Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
    • German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
    • English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
    • Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
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  • pepperandpals:

The shower trance. Birbs love warm water!

    pepperandpals:

    The shower trance. Birbs love warm water!

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  • nuditea:

    last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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  • terahertz:

    panzerbjoern:

    ruinedchildhood:

    when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

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    When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

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  • jackiecello23:

    rabalogy:

    Some Lady Rainicorn Translations.

    Lady has the best lines but nobody realizes it because she speaks Korean. 

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  • zvcruvolo:

    He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

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