• kinfood:

craftyscientist:


(via Meringue Bone Cookies)


This is a bit of a stretch, but I think it’s evocative of death, so…

    kinfood:

    craftyscientist:

    This is a bit of a stretch, but I think it’s evocative of death, so…

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  • giddytf2:

    yellow-md:

    메딕은 못말려

    Hahahaha, this is incredible.

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  • unfollowlng:

    seenaill:

    unfollowlng:

    If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

    my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

    you win

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  • I wish I could tell you that you’ll be loved. That you’ll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn’t the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very very brave.

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  • sensitizes:

    we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

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  • Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

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  • zootedboy:

    if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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  • acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

    acca-emme-esse:

    How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

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    • demon: i possessed you
    • me: get the fuck out
    • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
    • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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  • raging-woodcock:

    Girl look at that body,

    Girl look at that body,

    Girl look at that body,

    We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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