• foreverwholocked:

    systemofadowneyjr:

    shoutout to photographers who make their subjects do stupid shit

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    i’m sorry but benedict in the last one just looks so upset

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  • dean-babyy:

darlinghogwarts:

captbexx:

Draco and Teddy ^-^

DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

AND DRINKING FROM A MUG THAT SAYS PRINCESS,

    dean-babyy:

    darlinghogwarts:

    captbexx:

    Draco and Teddy ^-^

    DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

    AND DRINKING FROM A MUG THAT SAYS PRINCESS,

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  • queen-of-love-and-beauty:

    Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

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  • notyourexrotic:

    HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

    (photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

    (and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

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  • 340,683 plays

    sugartits23:

    polterghast:

    The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

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  • mel0nfuckerr:

    when your mum makes you go buy milk and let’s you keep the change

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  • toothpast:

    mosebys:

    nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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    but really

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    And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

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  • romastreet:

    don’t blame it on the sunshine
    don’t blame it on the moonlight
    don’t blame it on the good times
    blame it on tony abbott

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  • justonemoment:

    dannycarter:

    russianmadness:

    thefaceofbro:

    jagged1:

    discopeanut:

    bansand:

    nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

    No, my dad did.

    I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

    I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

    i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

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  • actual conversation with my history teacher

    • Teacher: who knows the names of the fathers of the Renaissance?
    • Me: *rise the hand right away* Leonardo, Donatello, Michael Angelo and Raphael.
    • Teacher: Very good and how did you know that?
    • Me: Those are the names of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, duh.
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  • m0ssy:

    mcry:

    there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.

    You are a good person

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